小編整理一些搞笑的句子，希望能帶給你歡笑，微微一下，苦惱全消。

1、“特別能吃苦”這5個字，我想了想，我做到了前4個……

"Can endure hardship" these 5 words, I thought to think, I achieved the first 4...

2、聽說人丑就要多讀書，難怪我媽從小就說我不是讀書的料。

I heard that ugly people read more books, no wonder my mother said since childhood that I am not reading material.

3、世界上沒有無緣無故的愛，也沒有無緣無故的恨，卻TM偏偏有無緣無故的胖！

There is no love without reason or hatred in the world, but TM is fat without reason!

4、電視到最后男女主角結婚了就大結局了，這說明啥?只要一結婚，后面就沒戲了。

TV to the end of the lead actor and actress married on the finale, what does this show? As soon as you get married, you're done.

5、我們每個人都是夢想家，當夢走了，就只剩想家了。

Every one of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, there is only homesickness left.